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Saturday, December 19th
8pm - 2am
$5 cover 21+
Chapel
1600 Melrose Ave at Pine
All Queer Dance Party
Dress to Express!
Cutting edge events, recurring venues and community focused resources are featured for Seattle area queer and trans folk that enjoy a multi-faceted social life. I believe when we attend events and make that social connection with each other we form community.
Saturday, December 19th
8pm - 2am
$5 cover 21+
Chapel
1600 Melrose Ave at Pine
All Queer Dance Party
Dress to Express!
When I turned on the View a couple weeks ago to catch up on the important news in the world and heard that Merideth Baxter had come out as a lesbian I admit...I felt a moment of titillation. Trying to figure out why is a question I will not bother to get a therapist for as it is not a top 10 puzzle AND I get weirdly shy discussing my fantasies with a therapist. What followed in the discussion on the View though could drive me to drink. I will share with you what I am sure has damaged my ever so refined, delicate and now fragile queer self image.
Bill Getty, producer of the View asked the asinine question that must be on some Americans mind. He wanted to know if the reason all these women that were coming out later in life were doing so because of the lack of available men? Thank heavens Whoopi is on the panel and seems to come close to knowing where our team sits on the bench. Some days I feel hit by a bat and this was one of them! Whoopi denied this idiotic premise but I thought I should break it down for those in search of a village (of course, they aren't reading this as they are hitting the brush).
It appears that some peoples illogical logic has to be that we homo female types:
a) are too butt ugly (unattractive) to catch a man or
b) there is not enough eligible bald pot bellied men of a certain age so we have no choice but to turn to eat our own!
There were the usual jokes or concerns [on the View] about how Merideth's poor husbands must feel about her coming out. They might feel like they did something wrong to make their ex wives get with a woman butcher than them. This begs the question of whether a person can be 'made to be gay'. There certainly seems to be a weird sense of responsibility that people take on for anothers' sexuality that I find off base and icky.
I remember in high school I knew a guy who had 2 or 3 girlfriends who came out after being with him. Yes, he did get teased a bit but he played it up because he liked the idea of going where 'no man had gone before or after'. Mind you, it was the Star Trek era. Now, did he turn them queer or did he happen to be attracted to lesbians? I doubt he chased them out of the closet with his penis. He also LOVED telling people he had been with real lesbians (vs fake ones I guess?). I believe people get to know themselves and gain a comfort level in their own time with who they are and it is unlikely in most cases to have anything to do with a current or ex spousal unit.
Yes, men seem to be treated in conversation as if something has happened to them by their EX, mind you many years divorced EX WIFE coming out as I saw in Merideth's case. A woman's internal feelings become about a man in our ego sideways male driven society. Interesting how a woman once again is referenced in terms of her [ex] husband instead of her own accord. This is not unusual in other countries at all but here we think we are so evolved.
Sometimes I thing things are as simple as people are attracted to who they are attracted to. Isn't that profound? Maybe some women are coming out later in life because they finally have the opportunity to pay attention to their own wants, needs, desires and who they actually are versus who they have been told they should be their entire lives. Perhaps after years of taking care of others they are looking inward and deciding it is time to take care of themselves. Whatever the reason, I applaud, encourage and respect women to find their voice and come out in whatever way feels right for their individual path. After all, they are the ones that have to walk in their birkenstocks.
Ms T
Disclaimer: if you need to read this disclaimer to realize this is written in the style of satire then I am glad I made you put on your glasses. I only intended to offend people with no sense of humor or lack of style shown by wearing polyester seersucker clothing.
Satire definition according to Dictionary.com:
1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
2. a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.
TAMARA the TRAPEZE LADY is making the holidays festive! I wish she could fit in my stocking as she is indeed a present. Ms T
Wow! The Holiday season is in full swing at the Columbia City Cabaret. If you missed our wildly entertaining post-Thanksgiving event you can still get on the sparkle train to Ta Ta Town on Saturday December 19th.
Our favorite buxom blonde chanteuse SYLVIA O'STAYFORMORE will warm your cockles; talented new burlesque star WHISKY BLISS goes down smooth, straight no chaser; quirky philosophers CHICKEE and BOOM BOOM bring their own very special infectious Holiday spirit; sexy sky vixen MICHELE FRANCES queries "What are you doin' New Year's Eve?"; SEYMOUR SQUIRREL gets nutty (I mean naughty) all over the place and TAMARA the TRAPEZE LADY's new mantra is "Be the tree". The Columbia City Cabaret is getting you just what you always wanted this year.
Vendors confirmed for the Cabaret Craft Fair are:
FLEUR DU MAL Burlesque attire and accessories
www.Fleurdumal.etsy.com
PAYNE CREATIONS Dolls, images and art by Miss Oblivious
www.paynecreations.com
Columbia City Cabaret mini top hats and Tamara The Trapeze Lady “Blow Me” postcards are always available at the door at intermission.
For complete information on the venue, tickets, seating, and future events, please go to www.trapezelady.com and click the Columbia City Cabaret link on the home page.
Columbia City Cabaret
Saturday December 19, 2009
Columbia City Theater
4916 Rainier Ave. S.
Seattle WA 98119
Contact- tamara@trapezelady.com
206-605-9920
Door at 7pm Show at 8pm
Get your tickets now! They sell out fast.
$20 brownpapertickets.com
$25 cash only at the door
Ask about VIP group seating on the balcony.
This weekend if you are looking for something different to do maybe hopping on a boat on and listening to Christmas tunes while peeking into peoples big ass homes on the water might be just the thing to do to brighten your spirits. It looks like the main Christmas ships are sold out but the Parade ships that follow the big ole Christmas ship still have room. I have added one websites information but believe me there are plenty to pick from as the water will be full of baby ships following the mother ship. Please note I have not added this event to the Seattle Announcements Calendar and the ticket link at the end of the post will take you to the Christmas Ship website Seattle Tours. Ms T
The brightly lit Parade Ships follow the Official Christmas Ship.
Many boats make up the parade ship fleet, including many privately owned boats from nearby marinas.
Our Parade Ships are fully enclosed with outside areas, restrooms, and a cash bar.
Onboard activities include a 'Ho-Ho-Ho' contest, Santa's magical presence, sing-a-longs, and a kids' activity area.
All parade ships position themselves alongside the Christmas Ship to enjoy the outstanding choral performances.
Happy Holidays!
Christmas Ships take about 2 - 3 1/2 hours
Saturday, December 19 - Second Sailing
Departure from Kirkland 8:00 pm - Return 10:30 pm
Choir: Northwest Girlchoir - Amore
Sheridan Beach Club 8:55-9:15 pm
*Matthews Beach 9:45-10:05 pm
Sunday, December 20
Departure from Kirkland 5:00 pm - Return 7:45 pm
Choir: Master Chorus Eastside
Carillon Point 5:15-5:35 pm
*Meydenbauer Bay 6:35-6:55 pm
Prices - including tax
Our Adult Retail Rate 'Our Adult Retail Rate' is the Alcatraz Media Inc. rate for this tour/activity. This is the rate charged for orders placed by telephone. : $39.38
Our Adult Internet Rate 'Internet Rate' is the Alcatraz Media Inc. rate for orders placed online. : $34.38
Your Internet Order Savings: $5.00
Our Senior Rate
(ages 65+): $30.94
Our Child Rate
(Ages 5-12): $16.50
Child - Free
(Under 5): $0.00
Tickets
Thanks to Seattle Tours for this information.
I have done a little rearranging and added a 'drop down' menu in the first column that replaces much of the writing that I had cluttering our home page. I call her 'Blog Mistress' as she will assist you find out the tips and tricks to get around Seattle Announcements. Blog Mistress does not currently have any link associated with it. Under Blog Mistress you will find links for and should receive live links in your email about the same time you receive this email:
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What's the difference between the GayZette and Seattle Announcements?
What was the reason behind leaving the yahoo Seattle Announcements and starting a blog?
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I have a friend I think would like this website, what do I do?
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Wildrose 12/12/09 OutReach Day
December the 12th turned out to be the Santa Claus pub crawl. It was very funny to watch hundreds of Santa Clauses in all sorts of outfits coming by and having a good time.
The LBT focused Wildrose screening on Saturday the 12th of December, turned out very successful. I want to thank Martha and Shelley from the Wildrose, for their generosity and for opening their doors for us. It was great to work with Beth Kruse again, albeit the only time this year. I want to thank Michelle Atkinson for volunteering to help with the intakes at the last moment.
This mobile event turned out so well I think in part by using the internet, through list serves and yahoo groups to advertise this LBT focused mobile screening event. I feel this community tends to be more online than some of the others. From last years screening we had only one client return to us.
We served 16 people in total, 14 BCHP and two insurance.
Two clients were referred to Swedish for diagnostic mammograms. 1 client refused the mammogram. There were 14 LBT with 2 trans individuals.
14 people filled in the after screening survey it was 99% positive. Topics most people were interested in were health insurance, affordable housing, employment programs, educational opportunities, LBT health and nutrition.
At the request from one of our clients I put out a donation jar and to my surprise people made some donations. We will continue to do this and see how it goes.
Thank you all and be well
Ingrid Berkhout
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